Not at your service

skullspeare:

blastortoise:

I never tell people off the bat that I’m gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like “you know I’m gay right?” And watch the look of terror on their face.

i like you

(via firstmatejawsh)

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Cats and Tumblr Photoset

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Let’s go grab some burgers blake

part II  (part I HERE)

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to the window

to the wall

to the trash where i belong

(Source: jazzymanlyweird)

gingerkinomiya:

baconeatsyou:

frecklesandmisterblueeyes:

My house is strange. There’s me, i’m bisexual, and I live with my gay brother and my asexual fiance.
My brother and I have the same taste in boys, but i’m really the only one who likes girls, and my fiance is generally just really excited about dragons.

Dude I want this sitcom

is generally just really excited about dragons

(via askabisexual)

clitt:

its 2014 and still no fanfic could top this one

image

(via bumbleline)

halfgap:

ruby “laughs at all her girlfriend’s shitty jokes at the risk of getting disowned by yang” rose

medukarrrabu:

an au in which she died and became a ghost, but yang and blake are the only ones who can see her and it hurts

"Ruby? Are you here? Is she here?"

"Yeah, she’s here."

Tear gas

torisoulphoenix:

avoidgettingread:

Do not wear contact lenses if you are in a situation where you may be tear-gassed.  When I went through basic training, we were warned that there was a possibility the tear gas they were using could melt contact lenses.

BOOOOOOOOOOOST!!!!!!!!!!

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